Thursday, September 25, 2008

Silly McCain.... Tricks are for Kids!

So oh Johnny boy has been begging and crying and pleading for a real town hall meeting so he and Obama can debate the issues.... and what does he do this week, jump out the window and punk out.

In case you've been living under a rock or simply have cotton permanently glued inside your ears, 24 hours ago, McCain has announced that he is suspending his campaign so he can concentrate his efforts to the economy crisis. And as part of this he wants to cancel the debate on Friday (as well as the VP debate). On the surface this may seem like a Captain Save Em move, but Johnny Boy..... people aren't that stupid. Barack is not taking you bate. This trick is going to fail miserably.

When my TV comes on at 9pm tommorrow... I expect to see your old wrinkly behind and your Cabbage Patch Doll AKA Sarah Palin (since he wont let her talk). Now we know that Mississippi is not the best place for such a racially polarized election season. Because just as there are lots of backwater Mississippians who would love to make "strange fruit" out of Barack Obama, there are just as many angry Black folks who have a few words for you Johnny Boy.

Stop avoiding the issues. Yea the economy sucks. You trying to be Captain Save 'em and save the economy is not gonna happen overnight. Whatever plan you try to come up with.... and uninsurable $700 Billion price tag is NOT da business and the American people are NOT interested in helping out the "Good Old Boys" and not receiving anything in return. Not to mention your own campaign manager is getting money from Fannie Mac and im sure "donated" some to your campaign.

Thats all for today people. Stay tuned for the "Dummy of the Week". In the mean time, check out last night's interview of Sarah Palin with Katie Couric.

PART I



PART II

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dummy of the Week: R. Kelly

Okay... So you all KNOW I gotta talk about our cousin Robert "I wanna piss on you" Kelly. So the "Pied Piper" after all these years finally decided that he needed to set the record straight after being aquitted on ALL charges (Thats some bull... but moving on). Now Robert (yes I called you by your government name that your 2nd grade teacher called you)... when someone asks you "Do you like teenage girls?" your response should NEVER EVER EVER be... "When you say teenage... how old are you talking?" Are you really that stupid NIGGA!?!? (Yes i used that word, because it is too fitting seeing the circumstances)

So in honor of R. Kelly, who is too confused about what a teenage girl is, I have layed out 10 signs of the sure fact that you are messing with an underage girl.

  1. She just got her permit yesterday
  2. She invites you to prom
  3. She show's you her SAT score
  4. She cant talk to you late tonight because she has ITBS testing all week
  5. Her lunchbox has Power Puff Girls on It.
  6. She always has an extra change of clothes at school "Just in case"
  7. She asks you for $5 because today is "Pizza Hut Wednesday"
  8. Her favorite show is on Nickelodeon.
  9. She still believes in Santa Clause
  10. You have to ask her for an ID.

In the meanwhile, check out the video from the interview. Its not the whole thing....but you still get an idea of his level of thought.



White Privilege, White Entitlement and the 2008 Election

I came across this today and thought i'd pass it along. Ironically, It was written by a white man by the name of Tim Wise. After reading his article (see below), check out the video below from one of his seminars. Feel Free to comment.


http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/contributors/1755

Its been a long time... I shouldn't have left you... without a dope post to read to

Okay okay okay.... I know. Where on earth have you been?.... I've been busy like a monster and my internet access is not as dependable as I would like to. Thus my post have been less frequent as you would like. But fret no more my loyal followers. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! So get ready for several rants over the next few days.