Thursday, October 9, 2008

When being Greek goes WRONG!!!

Okay, I am all for embracing and celebrating the posibility of Obama being president and celebrating this great occasion, however. there is a right and wrong way to do so. Its okay to wear t-shirts, buttons, and another other Obama 'nailia.... but this is how NOT to embrase Obama. Below is a video from a junior step team "spitting information" about Obama's healthcare and economic policies. I'm all for forming bonds of brotherhood and doing something uplifting with the use. But somehow I think i'd feel a lot better about them learning who Fredrick Douglass or Stokely Carmichael or some real history other than this. And its obvious that whoever taught these kids to do this was greek and im 90% sure what organization he was a member of. After the superintendent found out about this, the teacher was suspended. Feel free to comment


Thursday, September 25, 2008

Silly McCain.... Tricks are for Kids!

So oh Johnny boy has been begging and crying and pleading for a real town hall meeting so he and Obama can debate the issues.... and what does he do this week, jump out the window and punk out.

In case you've been living under a rock or simply have cotton permanently glued inside your ears, 24 hours ago, McCain has announced that he is suspending his campaign so he can concentrate his efforts to the economy crisis. And as part of this he wants to cancel the debate on Friday (as well as the VP debate). On the surface this may seem like a Captain Save Em move, but Johnny Boy..... people aren't that stupid. Barack is not taking you bate. This trick is going to fail miserably.

When my TV comes on at 9pm tommorrow... I expect to see your old wrinkly behind and your Cabbage Patch Doll AKA Sarah Palin (since he wont let her talk). Now we know that Mississippi is not the best place for such a racially polarized election season. Because just as there are lots of backwater Mississippians who would love to make "strange fruit" out of Barack Obama, there are just as many angry Black folks who have a few words for you Johnny Boy.

Stop avoiding the issues. Yea the economy sucks. You trying to be Captain Save 'em and save the economy is not gonna happen overnight. Whatever plan you try to come up with.... and uninsurable $700 Billion price tag is NOT da business and the American people are NOT interested in helping out the "Good Old Boys" and not receiving anything in return. Not to mention your own campaign manager is getting money from Fannie Mac and im sure "donated" some to your campaign.

Thats all for today people. Stay tuned for the "Dummy of the Week". In the mean time, check out last night's interview of Sarah Palin with Katie Couric.

PART I



PART II

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dummy of the Week: R. Kelly

Okay... So you all KNOW I gotta talk about our cousin Robert "I wanna piss on you" Kelly. So the "Pied Piper" after all these years finally decided that he needed to set the record straight after being aquitted on ALL charges (Thats some bull... but moving on). Now Robert (yes I called you by your government name that your 2nd grade teacher called you)... when someone asks you "Do you like teenage girls?" your response should NEVER EVER EVER be... "When you say teenage... how old are you talking?" Are you really that stupid NIGGA!?!? (Yes i used that word, because it is too fitting seeing the circumstances)

So in honor of R. Kelly, who is too confused about what a teenage girl is, I have layed out 10 signs of the sure fact that you are messing with an underage girl.

  1. She just got her permit yesterday
  2. She invites you to prom
  3. She show's you her SAT score
  4. She cant talk to you late tonight because she has ITBS testing all week
  5. Her lunchbox has Power Puff Girls on It.
  6. She always has an extra change of clothes at school "Just in case"
  7. She asks you for $5 because today is "Pizza Hut Wednesday"
  8. Her favorite show is on Nickelodeon.
  9. She still believes in Santa Clause
  10. You have to ask her for an ID.

In the meanwhile, check out the video from the interview. Its not the whole thing....but you still get an idea of his level of thought.



White Privilege, White Entitlement and the 2008 Election

I came across this today and thought i'd pass it along. Ironically, It was written by a white man by the name of Tim Wise. After reading his article (see below), check out the video below from one of his seminars. Feel Free to comment.


http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/contributors/1755

Its been a long time... I shouldn't have left you... without a dope post to read to

Okay okay okay.... I know. Where on earth have you been?.... I've been busy like a monster and my internet access is not as dependable as I would like to. Thus my post have been less frequent as you would like. But fret no more my loyal followers. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! So get ready for several rants over the next few days.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Make 'em say UGGGHH..... NOW STOP!!

Okay everyone....I've been on a roll this week with my blogs (recommend me to your friends).... So those of you who know me, know that I recently decided to cut my cable off and begin "Cable Detoxification". TV was beginning to just be waaaay too much. Too many crappy shows, too many negative images, and too much money. So randomly one afternoon, I unhooked my cable cord, grabbed a box, and told Time Warner to have a good day! And recently I was just given a good reason to do so.

Well it appears that Americas favorite dancing No Limit Soldier has decided to launch a new TV network: BBTV(Better Black TeleVision). Such a creative name! *insert sarcastic remark here* So I ask myself... "Self.... .who in da HELL approved such an asinine idea? and FURTHERMORE.... what da hell kinda shows are you going to have?" So I have decided to come up with a few ideas for show which would be appropriate for his new network:

  • Mama Mia's Southern Greased Cuisine- How many of you all remember No Limit's "1st Lady" Mia X. Well she's back with a new agenda. Instead of serving up hot raunchy lyrics, she's serving up Hot Steamy, Freak Hoe Gumbo (a secret family recipe). Just make sure you "bounce yo knees and touch yo elbows" when you eat it....Enhances its succulent flavor.
  • Danger: TRU Life.... I'm a broke prisoner!- Okay you know I had to pick on Mystical, who is currently in Jail for raping his hair braider and for tax evasion. Lets follow him around jail and let him perform a Jail Cell EXCLUSIVE (**Insert annoying DJ Clue sound off**) so he can help pay his debt.
  • Romeo Shakespeare's.. I WANNA BE MADE... into a real rapper!- So we all know how Master P has pretty much auctioned off his son to the world so he can make money for the label. Why don't we help out his deteriorating music career and help him be a real rapper... that way he won't have to pretend he's a thug. We can give him a few professional tips on how to be a "Supreme Lyricist". But while we are at it.... Let's invite several other potential candidates who would benefit from this gracious experience. Listed below are a few potential folks who should be invited to the casting call:
    --- Bow Wow- Just because you drop the "lil" doesn't make you a real rapper!
    --- Chance & Real- New York can't help her own career, let alone yours!
    --- Dylan- Who are the 5 worst rappers alive... DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN....... cuz u spit wack $#!%
    --- Ja' Rule- Your career is MURDAAAA!!!!
    --- Vanilla Ice- As an Alpha, I thank you for your only important single and a reason to stroll, but your lyrical skills and shinny suits weren't da bizness!
    --- Noreaga- You gets NO love for making an ENTIRE song about WHAT! have your agent call me IMMEDIATELY.
    --- I am still taking nominations for others. email I_spit_hot_fire@gmail.com
  • Dancing with the Coons- Since our favorite Thug turned Conscience No N-word using rapper is looking for crossover appeal..... Let's allow him to invite 15 white celebrities and teach him how to do today's latest dances. I.e. Supaman, Soulja Boi, Crank that _____, Roy, and any other dumb ass dance thats out here these days. Who ever can coon the longest wins a LIFETIME supply of Murray's hair promanade, Red Kool-aid, and Watermelon seeds!!

I think this new lineup will be sure to set us back 350 years! Good job Percy!

Friday, August 22, 2008

GET YO KIDS!!

AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA.... GET YO DAMN KIDS!!!!







And this is why I can't have kids... cuz I would have beat these kids to the white meat!!!!