Dummy of the Week: R. Kelly

Okay... So you all KNOW I gotta talk about our cousin Robert "I wanna piss on you" Kelly. So the "Pied Piper" after all these years finally decided that he needed to set the record straight after being aquitted on ALL charges (Thats some bull... but moving on). Now Robert (yes I called you by your government name that your 2nd grade teacher called you)... when someone asks you "Do you like teenage girls?" your response should NEVER EVER EVER be... "When you say teenage... how old are you talking?" Are you really that stupid NIGGA!?!? (Yes i used that word, because it is too fitting seeing the circumstances)

So in honor of R. Kelly, who is too confused about what a teenage girl is, I have layed out 10 signs of the sure fact that you are messing with an underage girl.

1. She just got her permit yesterday
2. She invites you to prom
3. She show's you her SAT score
4. She cant talk to you late tonight because she has ITBS testing all week
5. Her lunchbox has Power Puff Girls on It.
6. She always has an extra change of clothes at school "Just in case"
7. She asks you for $5 because today is "Pizza Hut Wednesday"
8. Her favorite show is on Nickelodeon.
9. She still believes in Santa Clause
10. You have to ask her for an ID.

In the meanwhile, check out the video from the interview. Its not the whole thing....but you still get an idea of his level of thought.