T-shirt Tuesdays: Puffy... the career reducer!!

Today's t-shirt is dedicated to none other than Sean "Puffy Poppy Diddy Pop" Combs. So I was watching this video on YouTube about how Puffy was considered "poison" to every musical artist he managed. Puffy's "Midas Touch" has turned hopeful and talented artists into "rusted" visions of the past.

Allow me to go through the Bad Boy Roster of the Grim Reaper himself:

• Mase- Diddy's side kick rapper turned preacher turned gangsta.


• Craig Mack- Once known for "kicking new flavor in ya ear", Mack's was apparently found working at a gas station a few years ago.


• Notorious B.I.G.- Although we all know, love, and appreciate the music of Biggie. Puffy has made more money off him dead than when he was alive.
  
• Total- The ladies known as Kima, Keisha, and Pam blessed us with "Kissing you" and "Can't you see" and then fell into the black hole of Bad Boy Artists.
  
  
  
  


• 112- Bad Boyz staple R&B Group, whose baby making Albums "Room 112" and "Part III"



• Carl Thomas- Carl's first album may possibly be the best R & B and sex soundtrack ever and its a shame Puffy ruined such great talent.


• Boyz in the Hood- Victims of Puffy's Bad Boy South... At least Jeezy was smart enough to see the signs and escape.


• Cassie- Diddy's talent deprived Jumpoff. He gassed her up and got her thinking she can sing.


• Cheri Dennis- I have no idea why this chick is still on Bad Boy. She's been on the label for 10 years and has only released 1 album that has barely sold anything. Cheri... take my advice and run.

• DA BAND- Don't we miss Dylan, Babs, and the rest of them. And for the record, I'd be damn if I walk across the city to get some damn cheesecake and Cambodian breast milk. (shout out to Dave Chappelle)


• Day 26- Another one of Diddy's crappy bands that wont last. I wish he would stop making bands.


• Elephant Man- How in hell this came about, I have no idea. Anytime you go to Diddy to help your career... you are a hopeless!


• Gorilla Zoe- Jezzy's replacement for Boyz in the Hood... Lets hope he finds a way to make some money.


• Danity Kane-Diddy's female vocalist group who managed to make some fame and sell some records. Too bad he's making them coon for him on these remix Band shows and they aren't getting any money.


• Yung Joc- As much as I love my ATL music... Joc does nothing for me... so his contribution to music is not appreciated.


• Mario Winans- The heathen child of the Winans family who decided to pursue secular music instead of gospel like the rest of his family.


• Faith- The First Lady of Hip Hop has fallen off the earth musically, but has recently released a new book. Maybe we can get an album from you soon.



• Black Rob- His career disappeared like WHOA!





• The L.O.X.- Whatever Puffy did to the LOX to make them so bitter, I have no idea. Just dont ask these men to wear anymore shiny suits.


• G-Dep- This "Child of the Ghetto" came onto the scene with his "Special Delivery" and was FedEx'd out the planet.


• Loon- Mase's long lost brother once hoped to help revive Bad Boy. Fell into the black hole and disappeared.


• New Edition- In a failed attempt to revive their career.... they called on Puffy to play Captain Save 'Em. Unfortunately for them, New Edition just isn't the same w/o Bobby Brown naked and grinding on the stage.

So with that said..... Diddy... stop RAPING your artists. That is Bitchassness.. which by the way is not a real damn word.

Stay tuned for next week's T-shirt victim.